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Generic Vintage Summer Shirt

by Vo Maria

$19.00 + free shipping
Navy
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jul 24 - Jul 26
  • Express - Estimated delivery Jul 23
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

COMMENCE GENERIC SUMMER MONTAGE NOW

A girl on roller skates swishes by you on the boardwalk. She turns. He blonde hair swirls in the salty air as she smiles at you in slow motion, freckles dancing across the bridge of her nose. Dogs pant in the golden summer heat next to a boombox that only plays "The Boys of Summer" by Don Henley. There are children playing in a broken fire hydrant. For a second it looks like that fight scene from The Godfather, but that moment passes. You are in a convertible. The convertible is red. Matthew McConaughey has convinced you that you can carry a couple of surf boards on the back of your red convertible. He is playing a bongo drum in the passenger seat. A ruggedly handsome life guard, complete with white stripe of sunscreen, blows a whistle as he points to the horizon. A group of teenagers laugh together on a beach. They look friendly, not standoffish or intimidating. A set of perfect white teeth sink into a glistening slice of watermelon. An old man wearing flip flops waters his lawn. You continue to drive, slow motion, in your red convertible. Matthew McConaughey will not shut up with the stupid bongos.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
8m 10.555s
First Sucker:
Orkymaximus
Last Wooter to Woot:
BrewmasterT

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 3% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 3% one year old
  • 92% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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Woots by State

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Generic Vintage Summer Shirt by Vo Maria
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