3rd place in Derby #172 Home for the Holidays, with 905 votes!

I’m a squishy sugary confection just waiting to share all my modified corn starch wonder with the right person. I’ll be honest, I’m a little on the puffy side, but that just makes squeezing me all that much more fun.

I’m looking for someone who is sweet or semi-sweet, dark but not bitter, and isn’t afraid to get a little gooey when the moment is right. Do you like crisp autumn nights and roaring bonfires? I’m simply melting at the thought of you. Contact me soon and maybe we can make a little magic under my graham-cracker sheets. And don’t be afraid to bring some Tetrasodium Pyrophosphate. I like to be whipped.

Wear this shirt: down by the fire.

Don’t wear this shirt: not TOO close to the… Aw, see? You dropped another marshmallow in the ash, Jimmy! Okay, this is your last try, okay? You drop this one and I’m going to make the rest.

This shirt tells the world: “I’ll stop the world and melt with you.”

We call this color: Red Hot Passion

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