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by Andrew Gregory

$19.00 + free shipping
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This Is How St. Augustine Started

Happy Hallowoot! Be sure to take a moment to notice our exclamatory pumpkin logo, because we think it’s really cool. We also thought about calling this “All Woot’s Day” but it didn’t really have the same feel. But whatever the day is to you, here is the shirt to celebrate it!

This adorable shirt, as you’ve probably noticed, is printed with glow-in-the-dark ink. You probably also noticed it makes the pirate ghost look like it used too much lipstick, but don’t focus on that. Instead, let’s discuss the Frankenstein’s Monster ghost.

The very concept of a Frankenstein’s Monster ghost calls into question everything we know about souls. Frankenstein’s Monster, as you may recall, was made from assembling the leftovers of dozens of strangers, like a cheap PC or meat loaf from a diner. To have a single ghost arise from that implies that the soul is a thing that can be designed by man. For should not the soul appear as the original owner of the brain, or the leg, or wherever the soul was housed? The idea that a Frankenstein’s Monster could have a personal ghost that looks like the sewn-together body calls into question every theory of the afterlife which every religion in the world has put forth. And that’s a pretty impressive thing for a Halloween shirt to accomplish.

Also now you’ve got something to discuss around the punchbowl at the Philosophy of Religion party.

Wear this shirt:

when they stick you in the closet to play “Seven Minutes In Heaven”. If you’re with the wrong person, the sudden appearance of the glowing letters will make them recoil with terror and you won’t have to do anything. And if you’re with the right person, you can just take it off.

Don’t wear this shirt: around sensitive ex-hippies who do lots of stuff with crystals and out-of-body projection. They’ll try to guide your shirt towards the light, and it won’t work in the light, so you’ll get mad.

This shirt tells the world: “I become more attractive as it gets darker!”

We call this color: Orange You Prepared For Other Wooters To Walk Up And Start Talking To You About Frankenstein Ghosts When They See This In The Wild? You Better Be!

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Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA


Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 32.000s
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Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 87% second woot
  • 13% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 3% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 36% one year old
  • 56% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 87% bought 1
  • 11% bought 2
  • 3% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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