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Giant Sequoia

by tgentry

$19.00 + free shipping
Brown
New
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Mar 01 - Mar 03
  • Express - Estimated delivery Feb 28
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If You Fall In This Shirt, Do You Make A Sound?

3rd place in Derby #115: National Parks, with 1158 votes!

As the cool weather surrounds us, everyone’s mind turns to the lovely arboreal extravaganza we call “fall”. Which is really sort of creepy if you look at it from the tree’s point of view. I mean, what if every time you shaved a bunch of tiny little people came in and talked about how romantic it was and had their kids jump into a big pile of your stubble? You’d be really freaked out, right?

And what if every time you went to bed, a whole bunch of hobbyist painters came in and started doing these admittedly lovely canvases showing you in a most unflattering light? All 5 o’clock shadow and little tufts of hair everywhere, You’d be really upset the whole world focused on this brutally realistic phase of your life.

So today’s shirt celebrates the glorious beauty of nature’s forest, not the cruel joke of nature’s loss. Because we at shirt.woot have decided to make a stand. A stand with the trees. Hey, that’s actually a pretty good idea. A shirt.woot stand made out of trees. We could put it on the lawn and move a few shirts. Anybody have a saw?

Wear this shirt: if you want to tree-t yourself.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re the Golden Age Green Lantern. It’s better not to take chances.

This shirt tells the world: “I look tough, but inside, I’m sappy.”

We call this color: Brown. No Matter What Else Your Eyes Are Telling You. It’s Brown. The Shirt Will Be Brown.

Bio: tgentry… hey! Gentree! Wow, we love it when they make it easy for us. You other regular derby winners can learn a lesson from this guy.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
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First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 37% one year old
  • 50% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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