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Gita Solo

by Jared Nickerson

$19.00 + free shipping
Cream
New
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
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Who You Callin’ A Kundalini

“The greatest sound is silence.” Doesn’t that sound clever? We really don’t know what it means, but we’re hoping it will get people to give us money. There’s something about the strange religions of the East that seems to appeal to people. Something magical. Something that says “Hey, it doesn’t matter if you only read a half chapter of one book, you’re totally ready to be a high priest and teach others.” And you better believe we want in on that racket.

So remember, the shirt is but a shell. And yet, does the shell not protect the crab and lobster? So too, when the shell is broken, can we dip the inner truth in butter and maybe tartar sauce, depending. And then, ah! How we feast on enlightment! Now go away and consider today’s lesson. Also you’re doomed if you don’t buy a shirt. For real. Go ask our buddy Pascal if you don’t believe us. He’s at the track. Got a bit of a gambling problem, you see.

This shirt was designed by: Jared Nickerson gets the rare “double name link” so be sure to check out both of his sites. He is also from Seattle so he may be currently trapped under sixteen tons of snow. Pray for Jared.

Wear this shirt: when you see you’re only very small and life flows on within you and without you. Keep that in mind when you’re deciding on sizes.

Don’t wear this shirt: and think it lets you shoot mystic flame. None of shirts will let you shoot mystic flame. No, that isn’t mystic. That just happens when you eat a lot of beans and have a lighter.

This shirt tells the world: “Om if you want to. Om around the world.”

We call this color: Creme? No, my child, there is no Creme. We are all one Universe. It is a Crewe.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
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First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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  • 95% second woot
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 41% one year old
  • 44% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Gita Solo by Jared Nickerson
$19.00 Sold Out Apparel & Accessories
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.