SPECIAL WINNER as chosen by Ken Jennings in Derby #221: Maps Redux!

You people are insane. You realize that, right? Some nutjob flips out and hurts somebody and everyone wants to leap into the fray and get in a shot on Grand Theft Auto like it’s some sort of digital antichrist sent here by the pagans at Rockstar to ruin us all. No one stops to think about maybe the fact that the guy was mentally disturbed and couldn’t get any help due to the laughably corrupt healthcare system this country insists on killing its poor with.

And what about the violence that happened BEFORE video games? Who’s to blame for that? I mean, I know who’s actually to blame, but who are we going to pin it on to create a media circus?

Remember that whole Cold War thing? Thousands of nuclear missiles pointed at us while we stared down the “evil” Soviets with our own nukes? What social degenerate played a video game before he got into politics and mucked that all up? Did they even HAVE video games when those people were in their formative years? Of course not.

So what’s it gonna be? Who’s the bogeyman? Monopoly?

Wear this shirt: While plotting the systematic destruction of the human race.

Don’t wear this shirt: If you don’t want to field a lot of questions like “What the hell’s going on all over your shirt?”

This shirt tells the world: “Nah man. It’s actually more about that movie Toys. Remember that one? Crazy, man.”

We call this color: Black Death

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