Hi, I’m one of the sixty eight writers here at shirt.woot. I’ve been chosen to speak for the group regarding today’s shirt. And on behalf of the group, we apologize, because we really have no idea what the hell is going on here. Our first thought was that this was some sort of high concept map of the New York Subway System. Then we wondered if maybe that happy white thing could be salt, and if this was a stylized verison of the process of desalinization. Then someone suggested that maybe it is the shirt version of whatever is going on here. Eventually it reached the point that we just had to admit we had no idea about any of it and it turned into a round robin of Rock Scissors Paper to see who was going to get to tell the boss we weren’t going to do it. Phil was the guy who won. He’s fired now. I came in second. Please buy this shirt.

This shirt was designed by: Lou Lou and Tummie. Yeah, I know, it sounds like two fairy tale kittens who sit around all day doing nothing but drawing shirts and having crazy adventures. But they’re from the Netherlands. Everyone is nice to each other there so they don’t know any better. Try not to break their hearts.

Wear this shirt: the moment it arrives.

Don’t wear this shirt: more than twice in a row without washing.

This shirt tells the world: “Much like a medieval serf looking at a nuclear submarine as it passes by, it is possible for a human being to know on an instinctive level that something important is going on, and yet not actually be able to comprehend what.”

We call this color: Black As Inpenetrable Night… hey, is that even a word? Who has the dictionary right now… oh, it was Phil’s? Well… let’s just run with it like this, then.

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