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Glorious Raptor Chili Sauce

by oneshoeoff

$19.00 + free shipping
Red
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Dec 02 - Dec 03
  • Express - Estimated delivery Nov 29
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

That Took A Turn

3rd Place in Derby #456: Logo Play with 127 votes

Have you tried this new Raptor Sauce? It's great! I just can't say diNO to it!

"I sure can. That stuff makes me feel jurasSICK."

Really?! It triceraTOPS my list of favorite sauces!

"Huh. For some reason, it just tastes SOURopod to me."

That's interesting! Have you tried on a nice juicy STEAKosaurus?

"Look Paul, let's stop beating around the bush, okay? This isn't about the sauce, is it? It's about the fact that Maureen loves me more than you."

Wait... what?

"Oh my gosh, you really didn't know about us?"

NO! I JUST WANTED TO TALK ABOUT RAPTOR SAUCE!

"I'm so sorry you had to find out this way."

How long has this been going on?

"A year or so?"

Or so? You mean like it's been going on for longer than a year?!

"Now Paul, please... calm down..."

OH YOU WANT ME TO CALM DOWN?! YOU'VE BEEN HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH MY WIFE, AND YOU WANT ME TO CALM DOWN!!

"Paul, please..."

PLEASE WHAT? PLEASE FORGIVE YOU FOR RUINING MY MARRIAGE?!

"You're right. I'm sorry."

I just can't believe it. I mean, doing this behind my back? Why, it's just so... COLD-BLOODED. Eh?

"Never mind, I'm not sorry."

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
4m 31.449s
First Sucker:
Somnambulus
Last Wooter to Woot:
dmunsil

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 88% second woot
  • 12% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 10% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 9% one year old
  • 79% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 88% bought 1
  • 9% bought 2
  • 3% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Glorious Raptor Chili Sauce by oneshoeoff
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