3rd Place in Derby #456: Logo Play with 127 votes
Have you tried this new Raptor Sauce? It's great! I just can't say diNO to it!
"I sure can. That stuff makes me feel jurasSICK."
Really?! It triceraTOPS my list of favorite sauces!
"Huh. For some reason, it just tastes SOURopod to me."
That's interesting! Have you tried on a nice juicy STEAKosaurus?
"Look Paul, let's stop beating around the bush, okay? This isn't about the sauce, is it? It's about the fact that Maureen loves me more than you."
"Oh my gosh, you really didn't know about us?"
NO! I JUST WANTED TO TALK ABOUT RAPTOR SAUCE!
"I'm so sorry you had to find out this way."
How long has this been going on?
"A year or so?"
Or so? You mean like it's been going on for longer than a year?!
"Now Paul, please... calm down..."
OH YOU WANT ME TO CALM DOWN?! YOU'VE BEEN HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH MY WIFE, AND YOU WANT ME TO CALM DOWN!!
PLEASE WHAT? PLEASE FORGIVE YOU FOR RUINING MY MARRIAGE?!
"You're right. I'm sorry."
I just can't believe it. I mean, doing this behind my back? Why, it's just so... COLD-BLOODED. Eh?
"Never mind, I'm not sorry."
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