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Go Places With Books!

by Paxdomino

$19.00 + free shipping
Baby Blue
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery May 25 - May 28
  • Express - Estimated delivery May 24
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

3rd place in Derby #559: Fake Promotional & Event Tees!

In the future, books will speak to us. And no, not just to read us the text aloud. They will be interactive. They will laugh with us as we read. They will gasp as we gasp. And when a character dies and the tears well up in our eyes, the book will tell us, "There, there, Chad!" For in the future, we will all be named Chad!

In the future, books will be like pets. We will walk them on leashes, and they will cuddle us at night, and we will have to buy book food, and take them for appointments at the book vet, and when they're really old, they'll get kind of tired and slow and sometimes they'll do book potty outside of the book box, and it'll be like, man, could someone explain to us why we made books like pets again?

In the future, you will turn over a book and find a mirror where the author photo should be. And in that moment, you will know: we are all the author. Then all of the phones in the world will ring, and it will be our editor, asking for a 11,000 word rewrite by noon tomorrow.

In the future, books will have no beginning or end. Or middle. Or title. Or spine, or cover. All will be replaced by a thick green trunk and countless thorns and in the middle there will be wate-- oh wait, nope. Sorry. That's a cactus.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
17m 15.119s
First Sucker:
kaemea
Last Wooter to Woot:
Wooter959062301

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 87% second woot
  • 13% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 3% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 3% one year old
  • 93% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 87% bought 1
  • 10% bought 2
  • 3% bought 3 or more

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Go Places With Books! by Paxdomino
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.