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Go Rock, Beat Paper

by goelzjs

$19.00 + free shipping
Asphalt
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Dec 2 - Dec 4
  • Express - Estimated delivery Nov 29 - Dec 1
  • Standard International - Estimated delivery Dec 7 - Dec 9
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Don't Knock The Rock

Third Place winner in Derby #6, with 539 votes!

It's the ultimate underdog cause. So what if the "rules" say it's "impossible" for Rock to beat Paper? History shows us it's impossible for the Chicago Cubs to win the World Series, but some 3 million delusional Chicagoans still file into that crumbling edifice on West Addison, year after heartbreaking year. Cubs fans, meet Rock fans. You guys have a lot in common, except that at least Rock wins half the time.

This shirt was designed by: Shirt.Woot member goelzjs, who didn't let the handicap of an unpronounceable username keep him or her from placing third in the last Derby.

Wear this shirt to: the International Rock-Paper-Scissors Championship, because chances are it'll be the only RPS-related garment in your wardrobe.

Don't wear this shirt to: Green Bay. As the self-proclaimed "Toilet Paper Capital of the World", they're not too chummy with Rock fans. You should be OK in Denver, though.

This shirt tells the world: "Lost causes are the only causes worth fighting for. I let my t-shirt do the fighting."

We call this color: Paper Covers Asphalt.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 92% second woot
  • 8% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 8% one month old
  • 39% one year old
  • 43% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 7% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Go Rock, Beat Paper by goelzjs
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
1 15
Woot! Shirt.Woot
4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.