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Going Bananas

by soothedbyrainfall

$19.00 + free shipping
Kelly Green
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jun 24 - Jun 26
  • Express - Estimated delivery Jun 22
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

This Shirt Is Bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

Name’s Cavendish. I didn’t start out this way. I was a lot different. But they found me in Vietnam. Shaped me. Made me into something new. The corporations, I mean. Now I work for them.

They sent me here because of what happened to Big Mike. He was the golden boy in the 50s. He did their dirty work back then. Cheap, easy, always around. People started taking him for granted. Didn’t even notice when he got sick.

Maybe they could have stopped it early. They were cocky, though. They had it all back then, why wouldn’t it be hard to let go? They pushed Big Mike all the way, all the way until he dropped. Then they came to me.

I took up the mantle, sure. What else could I do? And you better believe I like the fame. But the other day, without even thinking about it, I coughed. I didn’t tell a soul. But I’m scared. Because who can they get to replace me?

This shirt was designed by: soothedbyrainfall, who has no bananas today. Because his shirt is coming SmartPost. He may not have no bananas next week either. It’s sort of exciting, not knowing when things arrive.

Wear this shirt: because if you leave it on the floor, someone might slip on it.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re Gwen Stefani. It would be poor form to return to an image you had left behind and we would refuse to be responsible for your stagnation as an recording artist. However we’d be happy to send one to the Ting Tings.

This shirt tells the world: “I don’t need any additional potassium just now.”

We call this color: Kelly Green. But if you’re not a fan, just let it sit on the counter for a few days until it turns.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 41.000s
First Sucker:
durgenflabbit
Last Wooter to Woot:
AmberCorwin23

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 92% second woot
  • 8% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 5% one month old
  • 41% one year old
  • 42% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Going Bananas by soothedbyrainfall
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.