Going to a Cheesier Place

by patrickspens

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Color Navy

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Translated From The Mouse

2nd place in Derby #236: Fish Out of Water, with 860 votes!

“Ben, are you sure you can fly this?”

“C’mon, Reed, you know me. If it goes in the air, I can fly it. But how will we get past the guards?”

“Don’t you worry about that, my friend. I found a small hole in the lab, just enough to get our noses through. It won’t be hard for us to get past the locks. Just be aware we’ll have to cut corners on the pre-flight checks.”

“Aw, don’t you worry about that, Reed. I’ve had time to study this bird’s schematics. All I gotta do is fire up the main candle and we’re as good as there. But there’s somethin’ I don’t get.”

“What’s that, old friend?”

“You really think this aluminum can has enough shielding to protect us from the cosmic rays?”

“I’m sure it does, Ben. But just in case, let’s leave my fiancee and her little brother at home.”

Wear this shirt: when you’re trying something that very probably won’t pay off the way you’d hoped.

Don’t wear this shirt: while feeding your pet snake. It might be perfectly natural, but that doesn’t mean you’ve gotta relish it.

This shirt tells the world: “The same thing we do every ni- no, you know what? Tonight, let’s try a little lateral thinking.”

We call this color: Like Rats Fleeing A Sinking Navy Ship

Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

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Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
Manufactured In: Honduras
Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sales Stats Snapshot

Quantity Breakdown

92% bought 1
7% bought 2
1% bought 3 or more

Speed to First Woot:: 0m 45.000s

First Sucker:: Narfcake

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:: 0m 45.000s

First Sucker:: Narfcake

Last Wooter to Woot:: mommacope

Purchaser Experience

0% first woot
92% second woot
8% < 10 woots
0% < 25 woots
0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

5% joined today
1% one week old
3% one month old
26% one year old
65% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

92% bought 1
7% bought 2
1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

12	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11
10%	6%	3%	3%	2%	2%	3%	4%	5%	6%	5%	6%	4%	5%	4%	3%	3%	4%	3%	3%	3%	4%	5%	4%

Percentage of Sales Per Day

Mon	Tue	Wed	Thu	Fri	Sat	Sun
6%	3%	4%	3%	3%	75%	6%

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