3rd place in Derby #124: Naughty and Nice, with 818 votes!

Flee, flee in fear, my furry feline foes! Now the abject panic is on the other side of the glass!

You used to think it was so hilarious to terrorize me, did you? To see my eyes bug out and watch me void my bowels? ‘Ha, ha, ha, look at the frightened little fishy! He’s so scared, he’s pooping!’ Well, I’ve got news for you, warmbloods: I poop at all times. And my eyes are always bugged out, that’s just how they look!

You hateful hairballs fooled with the wrong Fantail this time. You’re in deep carp. I’ll stop at nothing to destroy you!

And, should my Terrestrasuit fail me, and I perish in this operation, I know my people will flush me down the toilet with full military honors.

Wear this shirt: if you’re a tank operator.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re only playing koi.

This shirt tells the world: “Here, kitty, kitty.”

We call this color: Bowl’d Navy

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