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Goldfish of Doom!

by patrickspens

$19.00 + free shipping
Navy
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jun 06 - Jun 07
  • Express - Estimated delivery Jun 04
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Go(bot) Fish

3rd place in Derby #124: Naughty and Nice, with 818 votes!

Flee, flee in fear, my furry feline foes! Now the abject panic is on the other side of the glass!

You used to think it was so hilarious to terrorize me, did you? To see my eyes bug out and watch me void my bowels? ‘Ha, ha, ha, look at the frightened little fishy! He’s so scared, he’s pooping!’ Well, I’ve got news for you, warmbloods: I poop at all times. And my eyes are always bugged out, that’s just how they look!

You hateful hairballs fooled with the wrong Fantail this time. You’re in deep carp. I’ll stop at nothing to destroy you!

And, should my Terrestrasuit fail me, and I perish in this operation, I know my people will flush me down the toilet with full military honors.

Wear this shirt: if you’re a tank operator.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re only playing koi.

This shirt tells the world: “Here, kitty, kitty.”

We call this color: Bowl’d Navy

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

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Women’s V-Necks

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Tank Tops

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Long Sleeves

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Pullover Hoodies

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Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 7.000s
First Sucker:
boredguy
Last Wooter to Woot:
irishlightning

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 93% second woot
  • 7% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 31% one year old
  • 56% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Goldfish of Doom! by patrickspens
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.