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Gone Fishing

by walmazan

$19.00 + free shipping
Royal Blue
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Aug 27 - Aug 29
  • Express - Estimated delivery Aug 25
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But Why Isn’t He Spear Fishing?

1st place in Derby #177: I Love The Arctic , with 865 votes!

You know the old saying? “Give a man a fish,” it goes, “and he’ll eat for a day.”

“But give a polar bear a narwhal, some 12 pound test line, a hook and a bucket, and he’ll harvest way more than his daily fish intake, creating a fish surplus, which may give him the leisure time he needs to pursue cultural interests not directly related to survival, like polar bear art and polar bear literature, or else put him in a position to sell his surplus fish on the open market, and use the profits to raise his standard of living.”

Yeah, our old man used to give us that line all the time. It was definitely one of his weirdest sayings.

Wear this shirt: to look cool. Get it? See, because “cool” has both a literal meaning, having to do with low temperature, and a slang one, having to do with being straight-up dope.

Don’t wear this shirt: ice fishing, unless you’re into hypothermia. Wilderness search and rescue specialists call cotton “death cloth”—or, more colorfully, “thermal-dynamic nudity” (William Forgey, Wilderness Medical Society President, in OUTSIDE magazine).

This shirt tells the world: “Ask me about my mercury levels.”

We call this color: One Fish, Two Fish, Royal Blue Fish

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Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

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Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA


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Purchaser Experience

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  • 93% second woot
  • 7% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 10% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 23% one year old
  • 62% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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