Words to live by, from Catrick Mewson, feline motivational speaker.

"Your mind deserves to be free of negative influence, just as the toilet paper deserves to be free of its oppressive roll."

"Good thinkers think outside the box. Great thinkers think inside the box, then cover it up with some sand, so it's like, 'What are you talking about? I was never in this box.'"

"To truly know yourself: that's a high greater than even the dankest 'nip can provide."

"Stay focused on your goals. Unless some light reflects off something. Then focus on that."

"I spend two hours a day staring into the corner. Why? Because I need to prove something to myself: that I am my own master; that my mind is clear and open to possibility; that I rule my impulses, not the other way around. Also, because that's where all the ghosts are."

"Never give up. Never give in. Never start. Never do anything. Sleep."

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