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Good Morning Fairy

by walmazan

$19.00 + free shipping
Grass
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Sep 29 - Sep 30
  • Express - Estimated delivery Sep 27
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Just Hit Snooze

2nd Place in Derby #384: Inspiration, with 131 votes!

Oh Good Morning Fairy, you sweet little deliverer of consciousness and regret. While I appreciate your ability to jumpstart my day with a shock of caffeine straight to the nervous system, I find some of your other offerings to be less than pleasing. For example, I would quite happily do without:

-nocturnal penile tumescence
-premature cold-shower entry
-that harrrrrffffffpppp noise when I can't breathe through my nose
-neighbors chainsawing their piano at dawn
-the memory (or lackthereof) of last night's events
-the stranger lying next to me
-the person I know but hate lying next to me
-uncarpeted flooring in winter
-Grape-Nuts

I would, however, like to thank you for regularity. Because there's nothing I look forward to more than a good squirt from my bidet.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

T-Shirts

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Women’s V-Necks

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Tank Tops

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Long Sleeves

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Pullover Hoodies

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Crewneck Sweatshirts

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Zip Hoodies

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Raglans

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Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
2m 59.004s

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 92% second woot
  • 8% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 4% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 9% one year old
  • 85% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Good Morning Fairy by walmazan
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.