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Good Morning Fairy

by walmazan

$19.00 + free shipping
Grass
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Mar 25 - Mar 27
  • Express - Estimated delivery Mar 23
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Just Hit Snooze

2nd Place in Derby #384: Inspiration, with 131 votes!

Oh Good Morning Fairy, you sweet little deliverer of consciousness and regret. While I appreciate your ability to jumpstart my day with a shock of caffeine straight to the nervous system, I find some of your other offerings to be less than pleasing. For example, I would quite happily do without:

-nocturnal penile tumescence
-premature cold-shower entry
-that harrrrrffffffpppp noise when I can't breathe through my nose
-neighbors chainsawing their piano at dawn
-the memory (or lackthereof) of last night's events
-the stranger lying next to me
-the person I know but hate lying next to me
-uncarpeted flooring in winter
-Grape-Nuts

I would, however, like to thank you for regularity. Because there's nothing I look forward to more than a good squirt from my bidet.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
2m 59.004s
First Sucker:
dxf
Last Wooter to Woot:
crush118

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 92% second woot
  • 8% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 4% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 9% one year old
  • 85% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Good Morning Fairy by walmazan
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.