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Good Morning Fairy

by walmazan

$19.00 + free shipping

Color Grass

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Just Hit Snooze

2nd Place in Derby #384: Inspiration, with 131 votes!

Oh Good Morning Fairy, you sweet little deliverer of consciousness and regret. While I appreciate your ability to jumpstart my day with a shock of caffeine straight to the nervous system, I find some of your other offerings to be less than pleasing. For example, I would quite happily do without:

-nocturnal penile tumescence
-premature cold-shower entry
-that harrrrrffffffpppp noise when I can't breathe through my nose
-neighbors chainsawing their piano at dawn
-the memory (or lackthereof) of last night's events
-the stranger lying next to me
-the person I know but hate lying next to me
-uncarpeted flooring in winter
-Grape-Nuts

I would, however, like to thank you for regularity. Because there's nothing I look forward to more than a good squirt from my bidet.

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Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!