Good Morning Fairy
by walmazan
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Oh Good Morning Fairy, you sweet little deliverer of consciousness and regret. While I appreciate your ability to jumpstart my day with a shock of caffeine straight to the nervous system, I find some of your other offerings to be less than pleasing. For example, I would quite happily do without:
-nocturnal penile tumescence
-premature cold-shower entry
-that harrrrrffffffpppp noise when I can't breathe through my nose
-neighbors chainsawing their piano at dawn
-the memory (or lackthereof) of last night's events
-the stranger lying next to me
-the person I know but hate lying next to me
-uncarpeted flooring in winter
-Grape-Nuts
I would, however, like to thank you for regularity. Because there's nothing I look forward to more than a good squirt from my bidet.
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