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Good morning Starshine the Earth says Hello

by Beefcoat

$19.00 + free shipping
Navy
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Aug 26 - Aug 28
  • Express - Estimated delivery Aug 24
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Jupiter Wishes It Was That Cool

3rd place in Derby #99: The Sun, with 731 votes!

Like some young bird desperate for pre-chewed food, the Earth follows the Sun. And each day, the Sun stares the Earth down like they were two drunks in a bar.

The Sun is both good and bad, that’s almost a cliche. Everyone knows that the same rays that give life can also cause sunburn, or even cancer. But there’s still something hypnotic about our big glowing older sibling up there in the sky. Even when we know we shouldn’t look, we do.

At least it understands our fascination. It’s even a little flattered, we bet. It acts all tough when storms and sunspots, but we know, when we’re not looking, there’s that gravity well keeping us in line. The Sun would miss us if we ever weren’t there. But we’d miss it more.

Wear this shirt: on a warm summer’s day in the park.

Don’t wear this shirt: at night. Would it have killed you to draw in the Moon, Beefcoat?

This shirt tells the world: “Each one of these lovely tendrils would melt the entire planet in seconds!”

We call this color: This Is What The Space Navy Would See All The Time.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 5.000s
First Sucker:
lindab53
Last Wooter to Woot:
caweltij

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 41% one year old
  • 46% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Good morning Starshine the Earth says Hello by Beefcoat
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.