Good morning Starshine the Earth says Hello
by Beefcoat
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Like some young bird desperate for pre-chewed food, the Earth follows the Sun. And each day, the Sun stares the Earth down like they were two drunks in a bar.
The Sun is both good and bad, that’s almost a cliche. Everyone knows that the same rays that give life can also cause sunburn, or even cancer. But there’s still something hypnotic about our big glowing older sibling up there in the sky. Even when we know we shouldn’t look, we do.
At least it understands our fascination. It’s even a little flattered, we bet. It acts all tough when storms and sunspots, but we know, when we’re not looking, there’s that gravity well keeping us in line. The Sun would miss us if we ever weren’t there. But we’d miss it more.
Wear this shirt: on a warm summer’s day in the park.
Don’t wear this shirt: at night. Would it have killed you to draw in the Moon, Beefcoat?
This shirt tells the world: “Each one of these lovely tendrils would melt the entire planet in seconds!”
We call this color: This Is What The Space Navy Would See All The Time.
Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.
Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.
Please check our sizing chart before you order.
This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!
Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!
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