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Gopher Guts

by Dan Zettwoch

$19.00 + free shipping
Olive
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Mar 02 - Mar 03
  • Express - Estimated delivery Feb 28
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Halloween Cuisine

Fear Factor called. They want their cookbook back.

Yes, honey, it IS sad that everyone had to leave the Halloween party so early. And, now that you mention it, it does seem rather odd that they all seemed to remember some previous engagement minutes after walking in the door. Well, aside from Stacy, of course. After all, she hoarked after, I don’t know, three, maybe two minutes of stepping inside the house. It’s weird, because she seemed to be at the peak of health when I saw her earlier today. I wonder what came over her.

Oh, wait. I think I may have an idea.

You know, in a way, this is my fault. When you told me you wanted to make something “special” for the party, I probably should have asked just a few more questions. You do know it’s a song, right? Not an actual recipe? Yes, dear, that’s why there aren’t any actual measurements listed. Right.

No, no. I know it’s chilly, but I’ll just stay out here on the porch for a while. Maybe overnight. The cool air might do me some good. You’ll take care of the dishes, won’t you? Excellent.

Wear this shirt: the next time someone tries to pass off a bowl of cold spaghetti as brains.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you have a weak stomach.

This shirt tells the world: “You’re insulting them and embarrassing me. Eat it.”

We call this color: Oogly Olive Ogre Teeth

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Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
2m 0.000s
First Sucker:
amemait
Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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  • 88% second woot
  • 12% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 10% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 5% one month old
  • 23% one year old
  • 61% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 88% bought 1
  • 9% bought 2
  • 3% bought 3 or more

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Gopher Guts by Dan Zettwoch
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