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by Riccardo Bucchioni

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  • Standard - Estimated delivery Oct 01 - Oct 03
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Everything Gozer Than Everyone Else

Are You The Kilmister?

A longstanding fixture on the Sumerian and Hittite music scenes, Vinz Clortho served as the front-entity for a number of horror-rock acts, including Death Creature and Zildrohoar-House, which reached the Top Twenty on the Hittite charts around 4850 B.C. with the Clortho-penned single “Roastin’ Shubs and Zulls.”

As a solo artist, Clortho still has dedicated cult followings around the world. His Scandanavian cult, for example, is rumored still to conduct human sacrifices in his honor, every nine years, during the Third of Shemu.

He is best known to American audiences as one half of Terror Dogs, the two-piece Gozerian tribute band he formed in the mid 1980s with Zuul the Gatekeeper. Terror Dogs played only one performance, a rooftop show at 55 Central Park West, but succeeded in attracting the attention of a huge audience.

Terror Dogs’ influential set included “Prepare for the Coming of Gozer,” “Dirtyin’ Up the Town,” and the number that became their signature anthem, “Destructor Form.”

Known as “The Keymaster” for his proficiency on keytar and synths, Clortho currently resides in another dimension. Though rumors of a Terror Dogs reunion show circulate regularly, Clortho has never offered any comment on the likelihood of such a venture.

Wear this shirt: with cotton candy and bubble wrap for that Slavitza Jovan look.

Don’t wear this shirt: during the rectification of the Vuldrini.

This shirt tells the world: “OK, who brought the War-Pig?”

We call this color: Blackletter

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Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

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Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA



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  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 16% one year old
  • 67% > one year old

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  • 5% bought 2
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