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Graiiiinss

by Randyotter

$19.00 + free shipping
Grass
New
Tee
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We’re getting back to our roots. Or the roots we had when we weren’t stacks of dead flesh.

Brains these days just aren’t what they used to be. All the hormones, the preservatives, the weird memories – that stuff’s bad for you! Seriously, you bite into one and all you taste is misinformation. Ugh! No thanks! We’re tired of putting that stuff in our scarred, dead, decaying bodies! We need sustenance we can believe in!

That’s why we were really excited to get involved with the whole new “back to the earth” farming movement that the kids are doing these days. Sure, some people weren’t too excited to have us around. They said our nutritional urges were dangerous. We tried to explain that it’s not our fault, that, just like they might have the urge to eat a greasy burger, we feel the need to consume brains. But they wouldn’t listen. And so, well, long story short: we ate most of the nay sayers. And a few of the very welcoming folks too. I mean, they were so welcoming they didn’t even defend themselves!

Anyway, it sure is great to be one with the land! We feel so alive! Well, maybe “alive” is the wrong word…

Wear this shirt: if you’ve got meetings with the Agriculture Club and the Horror Movie Enthusiasts Club and you don’t have time to change between.

Don’t wear this shirt: after the real zombie apocalypse; it might seem tasteless and offensive to the walking dead.

This shirt tells the world: “Most hip, young farmers are dead on the inside.”

We call this color: freshly grown grass

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
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First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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Purchaser Seniority

  • 13% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 20% one year old
  • 64% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Graiiiinss by Randyotter
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.