Greatest Job on The Planet

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2nd place in Derby #498: Best job EVER! with 112 votes!

It’s the welcome return of Space Scientist. Say hello, credible and authentic space scientist!

"i want to go home so badly."

Not a chance! Audience, ask your space questions now.

I saw a movie where an astronaut made plants on Mars. Is this for real?

"uh, i mean, obviously not. probably."

So it would be like that one scene from Total Recall?

Uh, that wasn't a documentary, Audience Member.

Well neither was that other movie, DUH.

Okay, I feel like this is a bad use of Space Scientist’s Time, here-

"i am NOT a - "

Settle this for us, Space Scientist: How long could humans live on Mars?

"i think you’d probably just die, which would probably be preferable to the fear and loneliness anyway."

Whoa. Space Scientist is a downer.

Clearly he didn’t see the movie.

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