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Greatest Job on The Planet

by oneshoeoff

$19.00 + free shipping
Royal Blue
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Mar 02 - Mar 03
  • Express - Estimated delivery Feb 28
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

2nd place in Derby #498: Best job EVER! with 112 votes!

It’s the welcome return of Space Scientist. Say hello, credible and authentic space scientist!

     "i want to go home so badly."     

Not a chance! Audience, ask your space questions now.

I saw a movie where an astronaut made plants on Mars. Is this for real?

     "uh, i mean, obviously not. probably."     

So it would be like that one scene from Total Recall?

Uh, that wasn't a documentary, Audience Member.

Well neither was that other movie, DUH.

Okay, I feel like this is a bad use of Space Scientist’s Time, here-

     "i am NOT a - "     

Settle this for us, Space Scientist: How long could humans live on Mars?

     "i think you’d probably just die, which would probably be preferable to the fear and loneliness anyway."     

Whoa. Space Scientist is a downer.

Clearly he didn’t see the movie.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

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Women’s V-Necks

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Tank Tops

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Pullover Hoodies

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
2m 35.004s
First Sucker:
rtottenc
Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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  • 89% second woot
  • 11% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 7% one year old
  • 82% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 89% bought 1
  • 10% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Greatest Job on The Planet by oneshoeoff
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