2nd place in Derby #498: Best job EVER! with 112 votes!
It’s the welcome return of Space Scientist. Say hello, credible and authentic space scientist!
"i want to go home so badly."
Not a chance! Audience, ask your space questions now.
I saw a movie where an astronaut made plants on Mars. Is this for real?
"uh, i mean, obviously not. probably."
So it would be like that one scene from Total Recall?
Uh, that wasn't a documentary, Audience Member.
Well neither was that other movie, DUH.
Okay, I feel like this is a bad use of Space Scientist’s Time, here-
"i am NOT a - "
Settle this for us, Space Scientist: How long could humans live on Mars?
"i think you’d probably just die, which would probably be preferable to the fear and loneliness anyway."
Whoa. Space Scientist is a downer.
Clearly he didn’t see the movie.
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