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Greetings from the Internet

by Andy Pitts

$19.00 + free shipping
Slate
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jul 16 - Jul 17
  • Express - Estimated delivery Jul 15
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Thanks, I Guess.

A postcard? You could've sent an email.

Dear Rodney,

Hey pal! Having a wonderful time here in "cyber space!" You wouldn't believe the stuff they have here. I mean, once you get past all the cats there's some really interesting stuff! You have to dig a little bit past all the horrific, outdated "meme" images that 12-year-olds find so amusing, but once you're past the cats and the memes, you-

Okay, once you're past the cats, the memes, and the pornography the internet is a fantastic place! As long as you look out for the creeps trying to get you to meet them in dark parking lots. You definitely have to steer clear of them. But so far, once you're past all that stuff, there's a lot of really great things here!

Please come. Please come help me, Rodney.

Wear this shirt: To let everyone know how much you like the Internet. And cats.

Don't wear this shirt: If you're more of a dog/analog person.

This shirt tells the world: "Well not that it's any of your business but yes, I do prefer the company of cats to people. Mainly because people won't spend time with me."

We call this color: Contact your ISlateP

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

T-Shirts

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Women’s V-Necks

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Tank Tops

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Long Sleeves

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Pullover Hoodies

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Crewneck Sweatshirts

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Zip Hoodies

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Raglans

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Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 51.119s
First Sucker:
rstrisower
Last Wooter to Woot:
Magruss

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 11% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 15% one year old
  • 72% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Greetings from the Internet by Andy Pitts
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
1 15
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.