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Grim Optimism

by ramyb

$19.00 + free shipping
Asphalt
Tee
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It’s Death’s World; You’re Just a Squirrel

1st place in Derby #73: Optimism, with 1800 votes!

Hewwo widdle fuzzy fwiend! Aren’t you the sweetest widdle chubby widdle fuzzy-wuzzy-cutie-patootie! Look at that chubby-wubby belly! I just want to eat you up, you’re such a sweetie-petey! Yes you are! Oh, yes you are! Look at yoouuu!

Aww, is that for me? Did widdle fuzzy-wuzzy sweetie-pie bwing me a widdle nut? Did you bwing me a widdle acorn? Did you? Well, thank you vewwy much! Yes, thank you widdle fuzzy bubbeleh! Aren’t you the sweetest widdle fuzzy! Yes you are! Such a widdle sweetie! I wuv you, wittle fuzzy-poo! Oh yes I do! Oh yes I do!

Sigh! That’s the cutest thing ever. I wish I had a camera. It’s moments like these that make the death biz worthwhile.

Now come, squirrel; your time is at an end.

This shirt was designed by: ramyb, that mysterious figure who rode out of the east to conquer two Derbies in a row. You know, you can still buy last week’s winner, Two Fish Who Are Red And Blue.

Wear this shirt: to your summer job at your dad’s extermination and animal control company.

Don’t wear this shirt: to funerals. Except maybe squirrel funerals, where no one really cares what you wear, since they’re more occupied with the question of why you’re holding a funeral for a consarned squirrel.

This shirt tells the world: “Nuts to you, Death!”

We call this color: Acorny Pun Involving The Word Asphalt

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Sales Stats

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  • 95% second woot
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 15% joined today
  • 4% one week old
  • 7% one month old
  • 37% one year old
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Grim Optimism by ramyb
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