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Grumpy Unicorn

by jessisima

$19.00 + free shipping
Baby Blue
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jun 24 - Jun 26
  • Express - Estimated delivery Jun 22
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Depressed Weather Reporter

3rd Place in Derby #352: Grumpy, with 240 votes!

And now for the weather, Danny "The Downer" Davies. Take it away, Danny.

Wednesday afternoon, we're looking at rain in the morning, so you better go out and spend way too much money a piece of some waterproof fabric. Sun's supposed to come up around noon, but don't get too excited to be dry, because you'll be soaked with sweat from your non-breathing slicker.

Thursday expect overcast skies early on with the sun breaking through. So you'll spend all afternoon waiting for your eyes to adjust. That is if you have slow-adjusting eyes disease like I do.

Friday it's supposed to be breezy and humid. My wedding day was breezy. So were my second and third wedding days. I don't have good luck with breezes. Nor with humidity. It was humid for my fourth, fifth, and sixth weddings. Love escapes me.

Saturday and Sunday also have some weather, but why bother reporting since you'll just spend all day sleeping alone. Or wait, maybe that's just me. Anyway, that's your weather.

Thanks, Danny! 

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
4m 30.004s
First Sucker:
catkey94
Last Wooter to Woot:
Pipers32

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 10% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 10% one year old
  • 77% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Grumpy Unicorn by jessisima
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.