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Guilty Peeps

by APSketches

$19.00 + free shipping
Grass
Tee
Limit 15 per customer

Quit marshin' my mallow

February 18, 1847

Supplies are low and morale is lower. Fluffy Bryant has a productive cough. Periodically she spews granulated sugar into a tissue. She laments that she may never see her 27 children again. I try to keep her spirits up, but I’m struggling to maintain the farce. We are lost on this broad stretch of granite. It is cold.

 

February 23, 1847

Supplies nearly depleted. Fluffy has gone quiet and is rapidly hardening. I feel my own texture changing here in this harsh environ. Flopsy Browne is looking at us strangely.

 

February 27, 1847

Supplies gone. The hunger is taking its toll. Flopsy has vanished and yet I feel a pair of tiny eyes piercing me as I write. If I don’t make it, please tell my 50 spouses that I

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
4m 8.887s
First Sucker:
ADixon115
Last Wooter to Woot:
loreleif

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 78% second woot
  • 22% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 3% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 7% one year old
  • 88% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 78% bought 1
  • 14% bought 2
  • 8% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

76%
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Woots by State

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Top Comments are discussion forum posts we have deemed worthy of your time. Listen, we get a lot of comments, and most of the time, it's pretty forgettable stuff; but sometimes you rise to the top like butterfat in milk. We don't recommend you base your self-worth on how often we feature your comments, but we don't expressly forbid it either.

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