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Hats That Are Hatty

by David Creighton-Pester a.k.a. WanderingBert

$19.00 + free shipping
Baby Blue
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Dec 23 - Dec 25
  • Express - Estimated delivery Dec 20
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And Sunglasses, Definitely Sunglasses

No, no, I know what you’re going to think, but just hear me out: polka dots.

Huh? Huh? What do you think? A little out of your comfort zone, I know. But this stripes thing, it’s just feeling a little stale. You see your trademark look, and everybody else sees a cat who used to be fashion forward but now is just stuck in a rut. I mean, weren’t those tall, floppy, red-and-white striped hats kind of a ‘90s thing?

Oh, right, you did that first.

Anyway, I’m just saying, freshening up your look can do wonders for your career. If Jennifer Aniston had stuck with the hairstyle she made famous, her career would be in Tiffani-Amber Thiessen territory these days.

Um, are you crying? I’m sorry – I don’t know who this “Ted” is, but I can tell you must really wish he was still alive.

But OK, if you’re set on stripes, how about replacing that red and white with something hipper? Say, black and very dark grey? Now THAT’s a look for a cat making a comeback.

Wear this shirt: with a “peeing Calvin” decal on your forehead.

Don’t wear this shirt: with one of those Cat in the Hat hats. Because you should never wear one of those Cat in the Hat hats.

This shirt tells the world: “I only wear the finest unauthorized knockoff merchandise.”

We call this color: Baby Bluetiful Kittenfish.

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Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA


Sales Stats

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Purchaser Experience

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  • 88% second woot
  • 12% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 23% one year old
  • 66% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 88% bought 1
  • 9% bought 2
  • 3% bought 3 or more

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Hats That Are Hatty by David Creighton-Pester a.k.a. WanderingBert
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.