Hats That Are Hatty

by David Creighton-Pester a.k.a. WanderingBert

$19.00 + free shipping

Color Baby Blue

Style Tee

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Fit

Quantity Limit 15 per customer

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Standard - Estimated delivery Jun 26 - Jun 28
Express - Estimated delivery Jun 25
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And Sunglasses, Definitely Sunglasses

No, no, I know what you’re going to think, but just hear me out: polka dots.

Huh? Huh? What do you think? A little out of your comfort zone, I know. But this stripes thing, it’s just feeling a little stale. You see your trademark look, and everybody else sees a cat who used to be fashion forward but now is just stuck in a rut. I mean, weren’t those tall, floppy, red-and-white striped hats kind of a ‘90s thing?

Oh, right, you did that first.

Anyway, I’m just saying, freshening up your look can do wonders for your career. If Jennifer Aniston had stuck with the hairstyle she made famous, her career would be in Tiffani-Amber Thiessen territory these days.

Um, are you crying? I’m sorry – I don’t know who this “Ted” is, but I can tell you must really wish he was still alive.

But OK, if you’re set on stripes, how about replacing that red and white with something hipper? Say, black and very dark grey? Now THAT’s a look for a cat making a comeback.

Wear this shirt: with a “peeing Calvin” decal on your forehead.

Don’t wear this shirt: with one of those Cat in the Hat hats. Because you should never wear one of those Cat in the Hat hats.

This shirt tells the world: “I only wear the finest unauthorized knockoff merchandise.”

We call this color: Baby Bluetiful Kittenfish.

Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
Manufactured In: Honduras
Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sales Stats Snapshot

Quantity Breakdown

88% bought 1
10% bought 2
3% bought 3 or more

Speed to First Woot:: 1m 34.000s

First Sucker:: WierdBMD

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:: 1m 34.000s

First Sucker:: WierdBMD

Last Wooter to Woot:: cromagnator

Purchaser Experience

0% first woot
88% second woot
12% < 10 woots
0% < 25 woots
0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

7% joined today
1% one week old
3% one month old
23% one year old
66% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

88% bought 1
10% bought 2
3% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

12	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11
6%	3%	1%	1%	1%	3%	6%	8%	9%	9%	6%	5%	4%	4%	3%	4%	3%	3%	3%	4%	5%	4%	3%	3%

Percentage of Sales Per Day

Mon	Tue	Wed	Thu	Fri	Sat	Sun
5%	4%	77%	4%	5%	3%	3%

Woots by State

zero wooters wootinglots of wooters wooting

Top Comments

What are Top Comments?

Top Comments are discussion forum posts we have deemed worthy of your time. Listen, we get a lot of comments, and most of the time, it's pretty forgettable stuff; but sometimes you rise to the top like butterfat in milk. We don't recommend you base your self-worth on how often we feature your comments, but we don't expressly forbid it either.

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bassanimation is partial to the, uh, Peppermint Pope hat. Awesome.
6:02 PM, 11/8/2011
pilotwillie posts, "Kudos on that sneaky mad hatter reference."
6:16 PM, 11/8/2011
tomcall has a lightbulb moment, "It never occurred to me that the Cat probably raided Waldo's wardrobe."
6:05 PM, 11/8/2011
WierdBMD will use it to steal attention.
6:08 PM, 11/8/2011
[Artist] WanderingBert says thanks.
10:43 AM, 11/9/2011
lete says what many might be thinking, "I feel like I should be looking for Waldo."
6:01 PM, 11/8/2011
minifig81 loves the hat collector appeal
4:21 AM, 11/9/2011
xxchange queries, "Which hat did he choose?"
4:54 AM, 11/9/2011
Assassin15 predicts, "I have a feeling this will have a high percentage of kids sizes sold."
7:06 PM, 11/8/2011
Some of us don't quite understand moles1138's comment "He's a guanka in a bunkaquank in Eskimo!"
3:07 AM, 11/9/2011
gricomet promotes employment, "So is it the cost of hats that keeps the cat destined to be a freeloader? Hats are expensive, man."
9:49 PM, 11/8/2011
lebo1865 went for a rhyme.
9:23 AM, 11/9/2011

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