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Headless Horseman

by Wenceslao Almazán

$19.00 + free shipping
Brown
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Feb 03 - Feb 04
  • Express - Estimated delivery Jan 31
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A Pitch

Tim Burton, eat your heart out.

Okay, the whole town of cupcakes is being tormented by this headless cupcake, right? But here's the thing: there's a twist. It's not a headless cupcake! It's a headless MUFFIN!

But here's the second twist: He's not headless. He's just undercooked, so he doesn't rise very far out of his wrapper.

And here's the third twist: the undercooked muffin actually has a heart of gold, and he doesn't want to kill all the cupcakes but is forced to by his evil step-aunt, a cheese danish.

But bam, fourth twist: the muffin HASN'T been killing all the cupcakes. He's been pretending to kill the cupcakes, and then taking them to a secret cave in the woods so the evil cheese danish will think they're dead.

Another twist: it was all a dream.

Another twist: or was it?!?

Final scene: one of the cupcakes spins a coin to see if he's dreaming or not. The coin keeps spinning like it does when he's in a dream, but maybe it's going to stop, maybe it's faltering?!

Then: blackout, credits.

And the whole thing would only cost about 89.5 million to produce. So, what do you say studio executives?

Wear this shirt: if you're feeling sleepy and/or hollow.

Don't wear this shirt: because you want to cover your icky bod. How many times do we need to tell you: you're beautiful.

This shirt tells the world: "Cuteness and horror can coexist!"

We call this color: "Hello? I heard horse hoofs, but when I look into the night, I don't see anyone a-brown-d!"

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Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 42.000s
First Sucker:
soozne
Last Wooter to Woot:
patosaure

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 95% second woot
  • 5% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 11% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 16% one year old
  • 69% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Headless Horseman by Wenceslao Almazán
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