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Heavy Lifting

by Andy Pitts

$19.00 + free shipping
Black
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Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Apr 28 - Apr 30
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Some stuff about swallows!

One time, there was this movie that talked about swallows. But they didn't cover everything!

Eastern European Swallows can carry ten times their weight, but rarely do, because they suffer from motivation issues.

Canadian Swallows are frightened by the flapping of their own wings. This means, they have a difficult time taking off, but when they do, they fly extremely fast, trying to out-run the wings they see flapping in their periphery.

Australian Swallows tend to carry baggage, both in the literal and the figurative sense.

Midwestern Swallows have never been spotted close up. In fact, all birds believed to be Midwestern Swallows are just ducks in the distance.

Icelandic Swallows relieve themselves once-a-day at exactly 3:16pm. So, if you're in Iceland, and it's 3:15, get inside. Quickly.

Wear this shirt: when you're watching that movie. Again.

Don't wear this shirt: when you're having those thoughts that go like, "Am I a little too obsessed with what is a good comedy but not really much more than that?"

This shirt tells the world: "You want quotes from that movie? Cuz I got em!"

We call this color: we are the knights that say black.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
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First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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  • 95% second woot
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 10% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 20% one year old
  • 67% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Top Comments are discussion forum posts we have deemed worthy of your time. Listen, we get a lot of comments, and most of the time, it's pretty forgettable stuff; but sometimes you rise to the top like butterfat in milk. We don't recommend you base your self-worth on how often we feature your comments, but we don't expressly forbid it either.

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Heavy Lifting by Andy Pitts
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.