Heavy Metal

by moonboy

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Color Silver

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Danville, are you ready to rock?

I can’t hear you! I said, ‘Danville, are you ready to rock?!’

You know, we’ve been touring all over the country, and we’ve seen a LOT of towns that can rock.

“I think those people in State Line City rocked the hardest, Steel!”

BOOOOOOOOOOO!

I don’t know, Drunk Esteban. I think the good people of Danville might have something to say about that. What do you say, Danville?!

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

That’s what I thought! We’re going to bring the roof down tonight, right here at Dale’s Guzzlin’ Gulch! This one’s called “I Love You Baby, But I Love Metal More!” Don’t forget to tip your bartenders, folks. NOW LET’S DO IT!

Wear this shirt: To a Brian Posehn show.

Don’t wear this shirt: To an actual metal concert. “Cutesy comedic metal” is even less respected by metal snobs than nu-metal.

This shirt tells the world: “You laugh at me ‘cause I wear this shirt, but I laugh at all of you because you didn’t.”

We call this color: Silver’s a type of metal, right?

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