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Brand Standard

Style Tee

Color White

Size

Quantity Limit 15 per customer

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Mary Had A Little Neurosis

For some reason, British cartoonist, illustrator, and writer Andre Jordan has soiled an otherwise impressive resume by associating himself with Shirt.Woot. One of his signature themes has been his struggle with depression, so maybe some kind of self-destructive impulse compelled him to get mixed up with us. But his loss is our gain – the first and last people to buy this shirt on its debut day will each receive a signed copy of Andre’s just-released book If You’re Happy And You Know It, published by Harper Perennial and suitable for a hearty laugh or a good cry. Andre may regret his choice of t-shirt vendors, but we sure won’t.

This shirt was designed by: the aforementioned Andre Jordan, whose heart-rending cartoon blog a beautiful revolution won him attention (and work) from the likes of the BBC. We hope he’s feeling better, but not so much better that he stops drawing cartoons. We’re selfish like that.

Wear this shirt: if you find a bunch of sheep following you. And they can read.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you have, in fact, got a clue. That would be dishonest, and insulting to those of us who don’t.

This shirt tells the world: “Even a blind sheep finds a pasture once in a while.”

We call this color: Boo Hoo White Sheep.

Features

Placement: Centered

Printed Size:
3X – M: 7” x 6.55”
S-WS: 5.25” x 4.91”

Pantone Color(s): – Black C

Please check American Apparel's sizing chart for men or for women before you order. The Woot Tee, constructed by American Apparel, follows their classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.

Specs

White Woot Tee

Specs

White Woot Tee

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:: 0m 11.000s

Purchaser Experience

7% first woot
7% second woot
43% < 10 woots
28% < 25 woots
14% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

5% joined today
2% one week old
4% one month old
46% one year old
43% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

92% bought 1
7% bought 2
2% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

12	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11
38%	10%	4%	3%	3%	4%	8%	10%	1%	2%	2%	2%	2%	1%	2%	2%	1%	1%	1%	1%	1%	1%	1%	1%

Percentage of Sales Per Day

Mon	Tue	Wed	Thu	Fri	Sat	Sun
4%	3%	76%	5%	5%	3%	4%

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