Mary Had A Little Neurosis
For some reason, British cartoonist, illustrator, and writer Andre Jordan has soiled an otherwise impressive resume by associating himself with Shirt.Woot. One of his signature themes has been his struggle with depression, so maybe some kind of self-destructive impulse compelled him to get mixed up with us. But his loss is our gain – the first and last people to buy this shirt on its debut day will each receive a signed copy of Andre’s just-released book If You’re Happy And You Know It, published by Harper Perennial and suitable for a hearty laugh or a good cry. Andre may regret his choice of t-shirt vendors, but we sure won’t.
This shirt was designed by: the aforementioned Andre Jordan, whose heart-rending cartoon blog a beautiful revolution won him attention (and work) from the likes of the BBC. We hope he’s feeling better, but not so much better that he stops drawing cartoons. We’re selfish like that.
Wear this shirt: if you find a bunch of sheep following you. And they can read.
Don’t wear this shirt: if you have, in fact, got a clue. That would be dishonest, and insulting to those of us who don’t.
This shirt tells the world: “Even a blind sheep finds a pasture once in a while.”
We call this color: Boo Hoo White Sheep.
Features
Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.
Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.
Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.
Classic T-Shirt Fit:
This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!
- Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
- Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
- Manufactured In: Honduras
- Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA
Fitted T-Shirt Fit:
Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!
- Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
- Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
- Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
- Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA
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