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Here Be Dragons

by allnsmithee

$19.00 + free shipping
Black
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Sep 24 - Sep 26
  • Express - Estimated delivery Sep 23
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Listen up

1st Place in Derby #350: The Renaissance, with 257 votes!

The english language is annoying because so much stuff sounds like so much other stuff. The phrase, "Here be dragons," for example, is often confused with these other similar-sounding sayings:

Ear, be dragons: a command to the ear to become a dragon, oftentimes given in vain.

Here be drag ents: means, "here are some tree-people dressed in clothing traditionally suited for the gender opposite to their own."

Here bee, dragons: an exclamation made by someone to his or her pet bee concerning the discovery of dragons.

Heer be, dragons: a drunk person, slurring his or her words, requesting another beer from the bartenders, who are both dragons.

Here, Bea Dragons: someone trying to discuss actresses from the show, Golden Girls, while his or her mind is clearly elsewhere.

See, super confusing. So be sure to listen carefully. 

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
3m 7.440s
First Sucker:
epopisces
Last Wooter to Woot:
MarshaJ773

Purchaser Experience

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  • 90% second woot
  • 10% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 5% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 9% one year old
  • 84% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 90% bought 1
  • 8% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

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Here Be Dragons by allnsmithee
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.