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Here Be Dragons

by allnsmithee

$19.00 + free shipping
Black
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Dec 2 - Dec 4
  • Express - Estimated delivery Nov 29 - Dec 2
  • Standard International - Estimated delivery Dec 7 - Dec 9
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Listen up

1st Place in Derby #350: The Renaissance, with 257 votes!

The english language is annoying because so much stuff sounds like so much other stuff. The phrase, "Here be dragons," for example, is often confused with these other similar-sounding sayings:

Ear, be dragons: a command to the ear to become a dragon, oftentimes given in vain.

Here be drag ents: means, "here are some tree-people dressed in clothing traditionally suited for the gender opposite to their own."

Here bee, dragons: an exclamation made by someone to his or her pet bee concerning the discovery of dragons.

Heer be, dragons: a drunk person, slurring his or her words, requesting another beer from the bartenders, who are both dragons.

Here, Bea Dragons: someone trying to discuss actresses from the show, Golden Girls, while his or her mind is clearly elsewhere.

See, super confusing. So be sure to listen carefully. 

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

T-Shirts

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Women’s V-Necks

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Tank Tops

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Long Sleeves

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Pullover Hoodies

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Zip Hoodies

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Raglans

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Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
3m 7.440s

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 90% second woot
  • 10% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 5% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 9% one year old
  • 84% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 90% bought 1
  • 8% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

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Here Be Dragons by allnsmithee
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.