Hey! Listen!

by Stephen Dye and Nathan Fulcher

$19.00 + free shipping
Kelly Green
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Tee
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  • Standard - Estimated delivery Feb 22 - Feb 24
  • Express - Estimated delivery Feb 22
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The Zero Of Time

You can have your slingshot back at the end of the school year, young man. Now pay attention.

Do you want to be one of those little hooligans who spends their days hacking at tall grass hoping to find money? Maybe you’re planning to fill your day by crashing into other people’s houses and breaking their pots, is that it? Look, I know that being an orphan is tough, but lashing out at me by ignoring the valuable lessons I am trying to teach you isn’t going to make anything better. This attitude of yours certainly won’t help the next time the king’s guards catch you sneaking into the royal garden again, I can tell you that.

Say you find yourself in some dark cavern someday. Would you even know how to subdue a Gohma if you encountered one? Hmm. Yes, I guess the big throbbing eye is sort of obvious. Okay, that’s a bad example, but mark my words, young man, one day you’re going to find yourself in a Water Temple and WISH you had paid a little more attention in class.

Are you even listening to me? UGH. Fine. If you want to daydream and play your ocarina all day, go ahead. Let’s see how far that gets you.

Wear this shirt: and hope it doesn’t give you a Tingle.

Don’t wear this shirt: if the one fairy you always wished you could trap in a bottle and never EVER let out again is the one the Deku Tree gave you.

This shirt tells the world: “Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and listen to your tiny magical friend once in a while, you might miss something.”

We call this color: 10th Enemy Has The Kelly Green

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 7.000s
First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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Purchaser Seniority

  • 14% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 24% one year old
  • 56% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3 or more

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Hey! Listen! by Stephen Dye and Nathan Fulcher
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