The ol’ “slipped in the shower.” Happens all the time.

Listen Mr., Ed, is it? Let me level with you here. I’m a doctor. A trained medial professional. I’ve seen just about everything, okay? And my job is to help patients, period. I don’t judge your lifestyle, and everything we talk about in this office goes no further.

So I’ll ask you again: how did the hobby horse find its way in there?

Listen, Ed, can I call you Ed? Here’s the thing: I know this didn’t happen in the shower. And I can’t help you until I know exactly what we’re dealing with here. So I need you to help me help you, so to speak.

Okay, sure. You slipped and fell. Fine, we’ll do this the hard way. I’ll make a call up to surgery.

Wear this shirt: The next time you need an x-ray. Of course that means you’re probably going to have to break something in it.

Don’t wear this shirt: While horseback riding. It’s going to get all dusty!

This shirt tells the world: “I’m just a bachelor lookin’ for a partner.”

We call this color: blackground radiation

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