Every wished you could wear your calendar? Of course you haven’t. And this shirt is the answer to that prayer you never made.

Turkey roasting in an electric oven
The Easter Bunny hiding eggs out on the lawn
Heart-shaped balloons for Valentine’s lovin’
Folks dressed in green like leprechauns

Everybody knows every day should be Earth Day
And every night ought to be Halloween
Don’t blow your hand off on America’s birthday
Where nobody knows what “Boxing Day” means

And so we offer up this holiday shirt
In sizes from K4 to 3XL
Feel free to wear it, pretty much anytime
Happy Easter and Hanukkah and Independence Day and Valentine’s Day and Thanksgiving and Earth Day and Kwanzaa and Boxing Day and St. Patrick’s Day and Halloween and Christmas to you

This shirt was designed by: Justin “Jublin” White, who updates his Flickr gallery much more often than his official site. If this shirt doesn't satisfy your Jublin jones, he'lll happily sell you more stuff. Commerce never takes a holiday.

Wear this shirt: occasionally.

Don’t wear this shirt: in August.

This shirt tells the world: “It’s always Hanukkah somewhere.”

We call this color: I’m Dreaming Of A Brown St. Patrick’s Day.

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