Hold Still Guys!

by lucky1988

$19.00 + free shipping
Silver
New
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Feb 22 - Feb 24
  • Express - Estimated delivery Feb 22
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If we pull this off, we eat like KINGS!

2nd place in Derby #234: Underwater, with 896 votes!

Hear me out, fellas. We’ve managed to scrape by on one fish at a time for far too long! If we work together and pool our resources, we could make the BIG score!

“Two fish?”

No, you idiots! I’m talkin’ BIG time! Like a seal, or a shark or something! See, this is what’s holding us back. We’ve got to dream BIG!

“I don’t know. I was thinking of just moving somewhere warm.”

But that’s- Wait. That’s actually a great idea.

Wear this shirt: To inspire those jerks holding you back on your group project.

Don’t wear this shirt: If you’re Danny DeVito circa 1992.

This shirt tells the world: “Together we can accomplish big things.”

We call this color: Deep under the silver waves.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 8.000s
First Sucker:
jhardingjr
Last Wooter to Woot:
jchowe

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 11% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 25% one year old
  • 60% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Woots by State

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Top Comments

What are Top Comments?

Top Comments are discussion forum posts we have deemed worthy of your time. Listen, we get a lot of comments, and most of the time, it's pretty forgettable stuff; but sometimes you rise to the top like butterfat in milk. We don't recommend you base your self-worth on how often we feature your comments, but we don't expressly forbid it either.

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Hold Still Guys! by lucky1988
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.