2nd place in Derby #47: Home, with 622 votes!

It’s common for homeowners to take their roofs for granted. After all, when a roof is in good repair, it’s easy to forget how important it is—not just to your comfort, but to the overall health (and value) of the rest of your house. Your roof protects you from the elements, and deserves a little attention in return. So don’t wait for storm damage or a leak. Take the time to give your roof a little care and regular maintenance, and you’ll enjoy many years of—what the hell, are you using duct tape on that?

This shirt was designed by: Beefcoat. Come on, people, there are lots of usernames available that don’t turn our stomachs. Do us a favor and find one you like, OK? “Beefcoat.” Yecch .

Wear this shirt: while working around the house on your weekend honeydo list. You’re a regular Bob Vila, aren’tcha? Seriously, duct tape is not a D.I.Y. panacea, OK? Why don’t you just admit defeat and call in a professional?

Don’t wear this shirt: while basking on the highway. Sure, the asphalt is nice and warm, but trust us: It’s not worth the risk of getting run over.

This shirt tells the world: “Everything I Need To Know About Reptilian Physiology I Learned On Loony Tunes”

We call this color: Olive In My Own Shell

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