Hootenanny

by Paul Odders

$19.00 + free shipping

Color Black

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The Music Of The Night

It’s not that we’re questioning their commitment to music or anything.

It’s just that there seems to be a very odd placement of all the instruments. Like, that cymbal owl is completely going to ruin the levels on that guitar owl’s recording. And the tambourine owl and the triangle owl aren’t going to be clearly heard over the singing owl. And a bagpipe owl? Right down at the bottom where he’s going to drown out half of the orchestra?

We’re sure everyone here is an excellent musician and that they have a real love for what they do. But this is exactly why just loving your field isn’t enough. You’ve got to study and learn from the great masters or you’re just never going to advance past a certain point. These owls are one Quincy Jones away from greatness, and that’s a fact. Guys, learn to arrange for optimum effect, okay? You’re an orchestra, not the Polyphonic Spree!

Wear this shirt: when you see The Who. And you’d better do that pretty soon, because before long it’s just going to be six session kids and Roger Daltrey leaning on his walker like Mike Love every Fourth of July. Do not go gently into that good night, Roger Daltrey!

Don’t wear this shirt: and flirt with someone in a field mouse t-shirt. That’ll get you a one-way ticket to Benson and Stabler.

This shirt tells the world: “Just call my name, and owl be there.”

We call this color: Black Owled Peas. Yeah, Okay, Big Shot, You Think You Can Do Better, Knock Yourself Out.

Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
Manufactured In: Honduras
Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sales Stats Snapshot

Quantity Breakdown

93% bought 1
6% bought 2
1% bought 3 or more

Speed to First Woot:: 1m 10.000s

First Sucker:: cannedpoo

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:: 1m 10.000s

First Sucker:: cannedpoo

Last Wooter to Woot:: Wooter980328057

Purchaser Experience

0% first woot
93% second woot
7% < 10 woots
0% < 25 woots
0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

10% joined today
1% one week old
4% one month old
24% one year old
60% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

93% bought 1
6% bought 2
1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

12	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11
8%	4%	2%	1%	1%	2%	3%	4%	6%	8%	6%	6%	6%	4%	4%	4%	4%	4%	4%	4%	5%	4%	4%	4%

Percentage of Sales Per Day

Mon	Tue	Wed	Thu	Fri	Sat	Sun
4%	76%	5%	4%	4%	4%	3%

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