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Hot Dogs!

by Lucy Knisley

$19.00 + free shipping
Red
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Nov 26 - Nov 28
  • Express - Estimated delivery Nov 24
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Around The U.S. In One Dozen Weenies

Ode To Beef Lips, Ground Hooves And Rectal Membranes

These are the dogs of the U.S. of A.
Yes these are the dogs of our land
And each one’s prepared in its own special way
A nationwide tour in your hand

A hot dog’s a hot dog wherever you go
At a barbecue or baseball game
But our regional tastes are diverse and they show
In the way we don’t serve dogs the same

Chicagoans load up their hot dogs like mad
And they serve them in poppy-seed buns
Cucumbers, onions and more can be had
But ketchup, that just isn’t done

Seattle frankfurters have cream cheese on top
New Jersey puts taters on theirs
If you go to Connecticut, make sure to stop
For the fried dogs that Rawley’s prepares

Georgia’s are “scrambled” with onions and beans
D.C. has half-smokes from Ben’s
But my favorite regional dog that I’ve seen
Is a Coney Dog from Michigan

These are the dogs of the U.S. of A.
Yes these are the dogs of our land
And each one’s prepared in its own special way
A nationwide tour in your hand

Wear this shirt: to cover your own unappetizing “natural casing.”

Don’t wear this shirt: without a bib, or you’ll get chili, sauerkraut, cheese, relish, onions, peppers, melted cheese, mustard and tomatoes on it.

This shirt tells the world: “As the Buddhist monk said to the hot dog man, make me one with everything.”

We call this color: Red Hots Here, Getcha Red Hots

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 37.000s
First Sucker:
krijones
Last Wooter to Woot:
Wooter150816656

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 90% second woot
  • 10% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 12% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 31% one year old
  • 54% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 90% bought 1
  • 8% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

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Hot Dogs! by Lucy Knisley
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.