Hot Wings

by Shirt.Woot

$19.00 + free shipping
Black
New
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Feb 22 - Feb 24
  • Express - Estimated delivery Feb 22
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I Bit Into A Spicy Wing Of Fire

We've always been a little creeped-out by those old-timey ads where some smiling livestock animal invites us to dig into its own tasty flesh. Sure, your typical cartoon pig looks cute in a butcher hat and smock, but doesn't it strike anybody as ghoulish and disturbing? Take an old steakhouse menu, replace that "happy cow" with Jeffrey Dahmer, and you start to get the idea. Well, you'll get no such sugar-coating from us. This chicken is decidedly unhappy about its delicious fate. As far as it's concerned, TGI Friday's is an extermination camp and Colonel Sanders is history's greatest monster. Yum!

This shirt was designed by: a nameless design drone bred in the top-secret genetic labs located a quarter-mile beneath Woot headquarters.

Wear this shirt to: prison. Make sure you tell everybody you're a flaming chicken-hawk. You'll get a really warm welcome.

Don't wear this shirt to: Buffalo. Their wings are their livelihood.

This shirt tells the world: "Another platter of agony, please, with a side of ranch."

We call this color: blACK!

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 8.000s
First Sucker:
paulmack
Last Wooter to Woot:
GubiD

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 92% second woot
  • 8% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 7% one month old
  • 38% one year old
  • 47% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

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Hot Wings by Shirt.Woot
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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