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House of Malcontent

by bassanimation

$19.00 + free shipping
Black
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jun 24 - Jun 26
  • Express - Estimated delivery Jun 23
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Cutesy Horror

Just to be clear, there is no appropriate age overlap for this shirt.

So there are cute animals representing the four houses from the "Song of Fire and Ice" series of books…no problem, right? And look! They're fighting with each other and awwww isn't that cute and WAIT A SECOND NO CHILD SHOULD HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THIS SERIES. It would be like if there was an animated version of "A Clockwork Orange," or a paint-by-numbers book for "American Psycho." That's just wrong.

Of course, there is the possibility that it's designed for adults who just enjoy the cute, cartoony art. And not that there's anything PARTICULARLY wrong with that, but…c'mon guys. I mean, different strokes for different folks, it takes all kinds, to each their own and all that, but…c'mon guys.

Maybe if you were a seventeen year-old you'd be right in this shirt's Venn diagram overlap. Even that might be a little young for some of the, y'know, "Lannister love" that happens in the books. So let's say late-17-year old. Like 17 years and 9-to-10 months. And mature for their age.

Hold on, one of the business people is knocking on the writer's room door. Just a second...

Wear this shirt: no matter your demographic -- disregard above statement.

Don't wear this shirt: all the time or you wouldn't need two of them!

This shirt tells the world: "I make superlative purchasing decisions."

We call this color: or black thereof.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 36.886s
First Sucker:
Shanchan
Last Wooter to Woot:
Wooter598046116

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 95% second woot
  • 5% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 21% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 19% one year old
  • 55% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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House of Malcontent by bassanimation
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.