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How Many Planets?

by walmazan

$19.00 + free shipping
Navy
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jun 25 - Jun 27
  • Express - Estimated delivery Jun 24
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Screw it

2nd Place in Derby #309: Balance, with 243 votes!

Oh, are you guys struggling? That's too bad. I'd help, but you know, the guy asked how many planets it would take to screw in a light bulb, and as established by science, I AM NOT A PLANET!

No, I'm not bitter. I don't even wanna take part in your stupid little light game. The life of a dwarf planet isn't as easy or as boring as you might think. I got PLENTY to do! PLENTY! Like, I gotta revolve… and I gotta grab some really old, weak light waves that are coming in, and…

Okay, FINE! I'm LONELY! I'm super-duper LONELY! And I would LOVE to help you screw in that light bulb if you'd just let me hang out with… Oh, you got it on your own? Cool. That's for the better, really! Now, I'm going to go lock myself in the bathroom. If it sounds like I'm crying, I'm not.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
2m 11.993s
First Sucker:
baybei
Last Wooter to Woot:
amma13

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 92% second woot
  • 8% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 14% one year old
  • 76% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

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How Many Planets? by walmazan
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
1 15
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.