How Natural Selection Works

by Spiritgreen

$19.00 + free shipping

Color Black

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Viva La Cucaracha

3rd place in Derby #144: How Do They Work?, with 927 votes!

I’ve seen ‘em all come and go. The dinosaurs, the mammoths, the hair-metal bands. They thought they were pretty hot stuff, strutting around like the Earth would be their personal property forever. You know what else they had in common? They all hated me. Despised me. Totally. They’d kill me as soon as they saw me. Why? Well, they’d say it’s because I’m disgusting and I carry disease. Which is true. But I think the real reason they hate me is that they know I’ll outlive them. I remind them they won’t live forever.

Wear this shirt: during your all-too-brief tenure at the top of the evolutionary ladder.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re a cockroach. It won’t fit.

This shirt tells the world: “Forget nukes. We need missiles full of boric acid.”

We call this color: There Will Come Soft Black.

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Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!